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*THIS IS AN ADULT PAGE,
SO KIDS BETTER BE AWARE !!!!!!!
  
 
Two kids went into
their parents bathroom and noticed the weigh scale in the corner.
"Whatever you
do," cautioned one youngster to the other, "Don't step on it!"
"Why not,"
asked the sibling.
"Because every
time mom does, she lets out an awful scream!"
A blonde was filling
out an application form for a job. She promptly filled the columns entitled
NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc. Then she came to the column: SALARY EXPECTED.
Yes.
One night, as a
couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and
starts rubbing her arm. The wife turns over and says "I m sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh." The
husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep.
A few minutes later,
he rolls back over and taps his wife again. This time he whispers in her ear,
"Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"
* Heights
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Height of
Bravery:
A naked man bending over to pick up a dollar on an island of gays...
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Height of
Sophistication:
Sucking nipples with a straw....
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Height of
Technology:
Condom with zip....
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Height of
Penetration:
A baby girl born pregnant....
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Height of
Darkness:
A Negro searching for his penis in a coal mine
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Height of
Fashion:
1. Baggy condoms 2. Zip on a lungi
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Height of
Patience: A
female lying naked under a banana tree and hoping for banana to fall in
her y.....
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Height of
Coincidence:
And the banana falling in ....
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Height of
Unemployment:
A cobweb in a prostitute's cunt
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Height of Noise:
Two skeletons fucking in a tin room
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Height of
Comparison:
Pissing in front of Niagara Falls....
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Height of
Heights:
Shitting on top of Mt Everest and raising it by two inches....
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Height of
Innocence:
1) A girl applying cream on her nipples assuming them to be pimples....
2) A pregnant
woman buying one and half tickets...
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Height of
Irritation:
A one handed guy hanging from a cliff, and his balls itching...
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Height of
Frustration:
A guy running around a tree to fuck himself....
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Height of
Patriotism:
Khadi condoms (Indians would understand that!)
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A sardar walked up to
the front desk of the library and said, "I borrowed a book last week, but
it was the most boring I ve ever read. There was no story whatsoever, and
there were far too many characters!"
The librarian
replied, "Oh, you must be the person who took our phone book."
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